365: The last exhibition of 2008

“I decided we were going to have an exhibition of important things.” — Campbell.

C: Golly, look at all these presents. Now I have to write captions.

B: What are they?

C: They’re presents. From you this year.

B: Presents from me this year?

C: Do you recognise them?

B: I’ll try to identify them and you write captions.
    One looks like an ashtray from Margate… Oh, it’s crabsclaws!